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Traveling all the way to the island of Alaska from the island of Hawaii, Hana Ho has partnered with Schweddy Balls of Flour and George Lindsay to see if she has what it takes to lei a trail in our cold, white sand. Bring your best Hawaiian attire and cum be a Schweddy Ho!
WHO: Hana Ho, Schweddy Balls of Flour, and George Lindsay
WHAT: B2 109
WHEN: Saturday 18 February 2017, 13:00 HA 13:30
WHERE: Upper O’Malley Trailhead https://goo.gl/maps/
WHY: You know you want to get lei’d!
A-A, dog friendly, no strollers. ID for circle. Hash cash is always $5
Four score weeks ago when it was 80º warmer, a rag tag group of harriettes and harriers joined together to figure out how fucking hard it is to set trail in good conditions. One of them showed up late, didn’t pay attention, probably got drunk on trail, and, exactly as you would expect – was a shitty hare. To make up for her hash appropriate behavior she selected the most challenging weather week of the year. That’s right, the RA is guaranteeing weather again!
WHO: High-V, going Down On A bull moose
WHAT: B2 107
WHEN: Saturday 21 January 2017, 13:00 HA 13:30
WHERE: Campbell Airstrip Trailhead OFF BASHER DR https://goo.gl/maps/NKV6o9mQsiS2
WHY: Because we’re cooler than those Aurora fucks who ran naked in -50º last night
A-A, XTREMEly dog friendly, strollers may be a challenge with the DEEP SNOW. ID for circle. Hash cash is always $5
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18 March (possibly 4×40)
So there I was, polishing up my anti blue blocker shades so that I could see the powder blue marks on the freshly powdered snow, when Donnie the Retard, ups the game with a huge brick of flame orange chalk. I for one welcome the new friendlier 2017 Donnie. No doubt he will find new ways to fuck us, but that is the fun innit?
- WHO: Donnie the Retard
- WHAT: B2 106 – A long strong black pudding
- WHEN: Saturday 7 January 2017 – 1300 – Hares at 1330
- WHERE: SOUTH Taku Lake Park
Directions to A – take Dimond Westbound (away from Mountains) to Stormy Place, go North (a right off of Dimond). The road dead ends into a parking lot for Taku park by the skate park. NOT THE PARKING LOT OFF 76TH.
- WHY: Because Donnie!
A-? / No Dogs / No Strollers / Hash cash is $5 for everyone but Finger
You say good bye, we say hello! Hello! Hello!
Now that we’ve finally gotten to know you enough to give you a name we can remember, it’s time for you to leave the island of Alaska. You always have a berth here DIEGO THE FLAMING DRAGON (formerly George Fernando).